two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.

My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum

by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

You already know bruh.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020

Two Time

The character from the Roblox horror game Forsaken, famous for the ability to resurrect themselves as long as they stabbed the killer enough.

"hear me out on two time. they may seem schizo but damn they cute"
"worst hear me out i've ever heard 💀"

by MasterTheBoi May 04, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 22, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>A hundred And Two degrees for Cthulhu<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>A hundred And Two degrees for Cthulhu<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>A hundred And Two degrees for Cthulhu<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 01, 2025

Two-Fi

A racial slur categorizing people of a certain ethnicity African American/black under this umbrella term.

Synonyms:
A black person, n-bomb etc.

Those two-fis is crazy!

by Janessilentshoes March 23, 2009

Two tier kier

A nickname for our selfish, corrupt, free speech hating, elderly abusing, immigrant loving Prime Minister, Kier Starmer. This nickname refers to the two tier policing encouraged by Kier Starmer, in where people who protest illegal immigration are locked in jail, whereas violent left wing protesters are endorsed and supported.

arresting people for facebook posts? Thats just classic Two tier kier!

by Professional Labour Hater February 09, 2025