rim job

When Someone takes there finger an puts it in someones anus and rubs it in circles around the spinkter

Sydney: I herd pj gave jeff a rim job yesterday afternoon..
Leda:Yeah
Sydney: Did he uses his finger or tounge in circles around his asshole?
Leda: i think pj used both cause you know how he loves to give rim jobs

by pinelipy July 16, 2007

Christmas Story Job

Whenever getting head on or near a jungle gym in cold weather shoot your load on the girl's face then push her face onto the jungle gym making her stuck to it like in the movie A Christmas Story whenever Schwartz triple-dog dares Flick to stick his tongue to the pole

Man you shoulda seen it i gave that bitch the Christmas Story Job

by Murdy427 July 21, 2009

Part-Time Jobs

1. A (middle) manager whose reach far exceeds his grasp.

2. A Local Caesar for the digital age.

Bert: How is your contribution to the strategic planning committee's mission statement coming along?

Ernie: Dude, we work at an Orange Julius.

Bert: You won't be working here long with that attitude.

Ernie: Aight, Part-Time Jobs. I'll get right on it.

by Bergstein March 8, 2011

Italian Job

This sex move begins with a houdini (also said to be a david copperfield) but instead of running outside to the window, you instead penetrate your friend from behind while he penetrates your girlfriend. This act is a good way to break up with a cheating girlfriend and also a way to fuck your friend for whatever reasons you may have.

My friend owed me money and my bitch was cheating on me so I screwed them both by giving my friend an italian job.

by Baron von Bentova January 15, 2009

Job Well Done

Throwing somebody down a well; thus causing their feet to kick themselves in the head due to their dislocated their femurs from trying to stop their fall.

I'm going to give you a job well done if you dont tell me who you'd rather have sex with...if you had to. Then maybe you'd get a spinal tap

by Slut December 5, 2004

part time job

n. pärt tīm jŏb

Another way of saying, "I live with my mom".

Latin : partus, and + timeus + jobus, pl. underemployment.

Bill doesn't like the idea of vacation time so he works 3 part time jobs all year.

by Diemetrius September 24, 2009

blow job

is when a girl (or boy, whatever you prefer I guess) sucks on a boys penis. this should be done vigurously and hard. cum may come out. you should rub the mans arse or thigh to give both of you more pleasures. wait till orgasms start. continue if it is extremally pleasurable. GIRLS: PRACTICE BEFORE THE REAL THING. ASK YOUR MUM FOR BANANAS! THIS IS ALSO KNOWN AS MASTURBATION. USE WHAT YOU HAVE. VIBRATION = GOOD!

I knelt down and gave him the best blow job of his life but first i practiced with a banana.

by ILoveSexAndIAmBi June 22, 2009