Bean Simp

The only type of simp that is legally allowed to simp for beans and beans only.

Josh: man, do you know John?
Derek: Yeah, he loves beans so much.
Josh: he’s totally a bean simp

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans

Rorys goon cave

"Where's Olivia, I haven't seen her in a while?"

"Have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans"

by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 16, 2025

Bean trade

When you want a "Bean trade" with another guy that means you want to have annal sex

Bob: Hey Greg you want to do a Bean trade
Greg: Sure man, you want to do it at my house?
Bob: Fuck yeah I do

by RaellySomagoVal March 28, 2024

Koshi Bean

Another word for vagina Used by Women in south Louisiana.

“Always powder your koshi bean”

by Littlefreckle November 21, 2021

Beans

The ideal British Dish, Topped with crisps and mustard

"Dude I can't afford Anything other styrofoam bowls and beans. Ok back to our league of legends sponsor"

by KomodoHydra June 1, 2021

Bean & Egg

Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.

Man, this morning I gave Shana the old bean & egg!
Nice bro...friggin a

by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020

beans will make you dance

You are gay

Beans will make you dance

by Jfd GB k June 8, 2020