1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021

1-Shot

Mostly said in videogames when a player has very low health and can be shot once and die, however, this is also the biggest lie ever told by your teammates as well, causing you both to usually die because your teammate decided to lie to you, but lets be honest, who has not lied and said ''He is 1-Shot''

He's 1-Shot
No he fucking wasnt you stinky mouth breeding narcissist

by BreezyKurgan February 02, 2022

#1 superduperduperestduper * quadrillion buddy in the whole universe

Abby

Abby is my #1 superduperduperestduper * quadrillion buddy in the whole universe

by DERPEEDERP November 02, 2022

November 1

National fuck a freshman day

Bro tomorrow is November 1st. Well I guess imma fuck a freshman.

by Dr.Suesssss November 01, 2021

November 1

Make up your own holiday.

Show your bsf/lover how much you love/appreciate them.

Bsf: You know what today is?
Me: November 1?
Bsf: No it’s the day where you show me how much you love me.
Me: Ok. *Gives long hug*

by Somerandochick November 01, 2022

december 1

National Post your favorite blonde day!

“Why did you post me on december 1”
“well, cause you are my favorite blonde”

by big daddy blonde December 01, 2021

December 1

Getting to kiss you're girlfriend day or anyone 🤔

Person:Hey why did u kiss her?

Person: because it's December 1

by Sanssans December 01, 2021