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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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one-two-switch-a-roo

The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.
"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"
by noirline November 12, 2017
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new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.
Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...
by skyeyeimages January 2, 2011
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two over five

Bro what are these two over fives doing here
by Gwader October 27, 2018
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Fill two needs with one deed

To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.

A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.
I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.
by Ausgirl123 January 27, 2019
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My two babies Shan and Syakeel

My two babies Shan and Syakeel
My two babies Shan and Syakeel
by Handle100 August 10, 2023
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