'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession
When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk
by phil-ate-me October 8, 2013
Get the prostitute rulemug. If it is in any way, shape, or form in Fortnite the entirety of Reddit will search day and night without rest for something else that also contains it, and has arrived prior to 2017, then claim that Fortnite plagiarized it.
Some guy:Hey look Fortnite copied water from Real Life!
Another person:Hey look, Rule 42068 is in effect isn’t it?
Another person:Hey look, Rule 42068 is in effect isn’t it?
by Vortex7523 January 4, 2021
Get the Rule 42068mug. None of the artists pretending to be Ja Rule's friend in the late 90's to early 2000's came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Jasper-Z (the badass gangster) and DMX (the guy that talked about fighting and jail often) were quick to make songs/money with the guy, but didn't stand up to 50 cent when he started to push people in their circle. Instead they ordered popcorn to watch the show (despite calling themselves something like impassive, or the opposite of passive/hardasses). These are not the kind of guys you would want by your side if 50 cent walked into a bar ready to fight somebody in real life, not if their real life behavior was anything like what they did with their music industry "friend".
If ja rule was at a bar with Jay-Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, he'd be fucked, he'd have to give up his seat to 50 cent without any other option.
by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021
Get the Ja rulemug. Hitler’s law
If it exists, Hitler has reacted to it (most likely the Downfall version of Hitler)
See also: Rule 99.9
If he has not yet reacted to it, he will
If it exists, Hitler has reacted to it (most likely the Downfall version of Hitler)
See also: Rule 99.9
If he has not yet reacted to it, he will
Videos or gifs of Hitler reacting to memes and pop culture that came into existence over 70 years after the fall of the Third Reich which in any event would have absolutely no relevance to an unhinged tyrant watching his world collapse around him is a perfect example of rule 99
Hitler reacts to the new Call of Duty - textbook rule 99
Hitler reacts to the new Call of Duty - textbook rule 99
by Alex-2598 February 25, 2021
Get the Rule 99mug. oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
by talkplaymore May 6, 2023
Get the whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUPmug. No matter how much money you put into your jeep xj it is not worth more than 1200 dollars. It has to be absolutely flawless and even then you cannot sell for more than 2000. Do not buy an xj if you are not going to abide by the rule of jeep.
by supadoop October 8, 2020
Get the Rule of Jeepmug. by MissNeona May 17, 2022
Get the Rule 42mug.