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eat your shirt

When one says or does something so stupid that the entire room can't help but bask in its stupidity.
You ACTUALLY think the Red Sox are a basketball team?! What a douche. You're totally going to eat your shirt on that one.
by Waspinator January 6, 2009
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salt your thumbs

1) to pray or implore; 2) to safeguard against failure; 3) to think of something; 4) to try to express an idea; 5) to look exasperated; 6) to appear hungry; 7) to eat a meal; 8) to satisfy a requirement; 9) to have the right stuff; 10) to check oneself
James: i'm never gonna finish this paper on time
Gabe: dude, you better salt your thumbs
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Put Your Ski's On

Hey slugger, buck up! Put your ski's on!
by Steven Wonderfulness April 1, 2009
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whatever your face

term used as a comeback, such as "your face" but the "whatever" adds to the intensity. seeing that "whatever" is a comeback already, it's like adding 1+1 and getting much more than you bargained for.
#1: your mother is fatter than a pregnant elephant!!
#2: whatever
#1: whatever your face!!!!
by Hopscotch Jones April 8, 2009
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Harvest your corn

I wish to engage in the activity of 'harvest your corn.'

Yo' trick, I wanna' harvest yo' corn.
by Mosaicc April 12, 2009
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poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".
Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.
by Vacupunk December 21, 2008
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Whats your Tee

Person#1: Hey girl, whats your tee?

Person#2: Nothing chillin' how about you?
by kiki18191 February 24, 2009
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