alex turner

a hot man who every girl with good taste wants to marry

“alex turner” is so hot

by thatisfp July 22, 2023

Alex

a cute girl that has the best personality. She can't spell and she ain't very bright either. She is normal build but has striking blue eyes and a smile that can pierce your heart. she isn't very social but has many friends. She is probably the best girl to date for fun.

Guy 1: How was your date?
Guy 2: I had a blast. I am going on another date with Alex next week!
Guy 1: I wish I could Date her.

by A Shritan January 22, 2020

Alex the Thief

One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.

He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.

Then. He doesn’t even use it.

Dick.

Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief

I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.

by Bitchy bartender June 27, 2019

Alex

Alex is a loving oerson who loves his family. He has a daughter named Sophia, and a wife named Emily.
He also loves children.

Alex loves infants.

by Jackter March 21, 2023

Alex

Silly goose

Alex is such a silly goose

by anonymous December 9, 2023

alex

alex is a lil weird. kinda smelly kinda not. probably has scoliosis and pollen allergies. definitely pours her milk before the cereal and bites her string cheese. she’s really scared of fun rides and doesn’t watch good movies. kinda lame but not TOO lame. has nice hair but she has something on her forehead all the time. she’s a lil scary ngl but she’s soft and she’s scared to fight me. she is really mean to me but it’s ok cause i have fun flaming tf out of her. not sensitive which is actually cool. funny for a girl ig BUT STILL CAN’T MAKE ME LAUGH AHAHAHHA LOSERRRRR

wow alex is gay but she do be vibing doe

by professor asshat February 23, 2020

alex

a boy with a non-existent jawline who "attends" the gym.

alex hadn't enough stamina for the first half of the game.

by asdfsghfdjkjuytrd January 30, 2024