alex

alex is a lil weird. kinda smelly kinda not. probably has scoliosis and pollen allergies. definitely pours her milk before the cereal and bites her string cheese. she’s really scared of fun rides and doesn’t watch good movies. kinda lame but not TOO lame. has nice hair but she has something on her forehead all the time. she’s a lil scary ngl but she’s soft and she’s scared to fight me. she is really mean to me but it’s ok cause i have fun flaming tf out of her. not sensitive which is actually cool. funny for a girl ig BUT STILL CAN’T MAKE ME LAUGH AHAHAHHA LOSERRRRR

wow alex is gay but she do be vibing doe

by professor asshat February 23, 2020

Alex

A not so smart boy, not to attractive either. Ugly,most people call him. He's gay and sexy. (No homo tho)

Alex is not good enough for her!

by Literally everybody November 20, 2018

Alex

Alex is a very cool member of the logang. He likes genshin, videogames, kpop and whatever he wants to like.
He used to be in team 10 but not anymore Character Development

"I love Alex."
"The lion?"
"The logangster you braindead seaweed 🤦"

by Simon sim November 29, 2021

alex vass

A great guy who is loving can be your one and only. he can make many mistakes but tries his best to own up to it. he will do anything to make you happy. good at flirting but can get carried away and a great kisser.

im in love with alex vass

by trustmeitsthetruth June 22, 2022

Alex

A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.

i just got dumped by Alex!?

“oh no that’s tragic”
bitch no tf it isn’t

by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023

The Alex

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably homecoming) in an outfit that is lackluster in style, not because your closet does not possess any type of better fit, but because your style is so horrendous. Upon arriving at said dance, you must also get your woman taken by a man who has been attempting to get people to call him a certain nickname for over a year.

“Bro I can’t believe I went to that dance and did The Alex. Justin, out of everybody?”

by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021

Alex Cheese Prime

A professional doctor who specializes in curing stds, specifically aids

Alex Cheese prime says banjo Higgins had aids

by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024