culture-in-law

when you a white boy from Nowhere, Kansas, but you wife a fine brown girl who actually has a culture and now you’re basically brown

white boy 1: yeah I’m African

white boy 2: bru you’re from Topeka
1: yeah my dude but my girl Passion from Nairobi
2: wuttttt
1: y’know, it’s my culture-in-law yo
2: wtf, Adam

by thegrbgreceptacle October 9, 2018

Law of Cade R.

A principle which states that when one is fallen ill with a mild cold, one must exit from all regular duties until full recovery.

‘Dude why haven’t I heard from you for 2 weeks, you must be following the Law of Cade R.’

by flexibleglass September 5, 2019

Cokie's Law

The axiom that says the press can't pass judgment about anything once it's "out there," regardless of whether or not what's "out there" is true.

Whether the V.P. candidate had sex with a couch or not, Cokie's Law requires the Sunday shows to treat it as fact.

by Moribund B. Houseplant July 25, 2024

Fromm's Law

Fromm's Law states that if two entities are competing for customers--ceteris paribus--consumers will choose the option that allows them to wear the least pants.

I know Amazon is opening up all these brick and mortar bookstores, but Fromm's Law makes me think that most people are just going to stay home in their underwear and shop Amazon.com.

by idiedforursins October 4, 2016

Ashton’s law

Law that states Ashton simply can’t be fucked with

These hoes don’t be mad at Ashton these hoes mad at Ashton’s law

by User0824 March 9, 2024

child-in-law

A spouse of one's child.

My child-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

co-first-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's first-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-cousin-in-law.

My co-first-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021