National Chocolate Cake Day

National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.

“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”

by iiELL4 April 24, 2021

Cake Bot

When someone steals your Legos at the doctor's office.

You're a cake bot!

by jakethesnak2012 May 7, 2018

Tard cake

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.

by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015

butterscotch cream cakes

When a caucasian woman has a fat ass

Aye bruh did you see lil mama over there with those butterscotch cream cakes

by Chubbz54 February 19, 2018

Cake Sweater

Noun: The extraordinary amount of pubic hair that falls off a man’s Scrotum or penis while urinating specifically in a standing urinal. Usually at an all day public event like a sports game. Collecting on the top of a Urinal Sanitizing disk.

Hey Bob, use the last urinal on the left when you piss. Check out the Cake Sweater at the bottom!! Nasty.

by Ray Padood November 10, 2021

cake

a blessing

random guy at a party: yo this cake is da best

by thatkidonline December 9, 2019

Cake

1. Noun: Delicious dessert thing.

2. Adj: The act of being epicly awesome. (kinda like the noun)

3. Verb: To do something epicly awesome.

1. A slice of Cake solved any problem!

2. Whoaaaa, did you see that move!? That was Cake!

3. Watch me Cake as I beat you in checkers.

by MondayNights@Wilton October 15, 2010