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Dirty Wizard

When one waves their dick around while saying "abracadabra" and then cums on the girl's face.
She won't talk to me since I gave her a dirty wizard.
by danzilla69 November 28, 2009
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wizard's beard

1. A man's beard consisting of the softest, fluffiest and whitest human hairs imaginable. Usually found on an elderly man's chin. Softer than a hamster. Requires of you to feel the hairs in a friendly way. In fantasy settings usually only Wizards have these types of beards, hence the name. Chinese people can grow these kinds of beards too, although the chin hairs grow 256x faster than the cheeks or sideburns. Incredibly rare in Atheist and to a lesser extent rare in Christian parts of the world. Other religions are more beard-friendly resulting in a greater chance of finding a man with a wizard's beard.

2. Can also refer to an incredibly bushy amount of pubic hairs. You can also find crotch crickets here on occasion.
1. Fu Manchu has such a nice wizard's beard. I just want to run my fingers through it and cuddle him.
1. Saruman II was cuddled and hugged by Ivan V in Imperial Russia and his wizard's beard was felt.

2. Last night my schlong got tangled in Roxanne's wizard's beard.
2. Yassin's wizard's beard has too much semen dried up in it. He should wash it or else he'll have crabs.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood February 7, 2007
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tree wizard

That there tree wizard cured my trees of dutch elm disease.
by Louie Anderson November 28, 2006
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Dirty Wizard

A dirty wizard is when a male is having anal sex with a male or female, pulls his dick out, and right after he cums, disappears.
He told me would love me long time if I let him pound my ass, but he pulled a dirty wizard and I haven't heard from him since.
by Dinosaurasauraus January 26, 2011
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Cake Wizard

Getting your pee stream to stay on the urinal cake the entire time. (Pink thing used to clean urinals).

Wiz - To pee.
Two people are using a urinal next to each other.

"Oh man, I'm the Cake wizard, my aiming was spot on the entire time."

"Um, cool."
by Imadeanurbandefintion March 21, 2010
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Wizard Sleeves

1) A nauseatingly floppy set of vaginal lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the cunt. The skin is left to hang between the woman's thighs, never to please again.

2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips.

3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.
1) When we're having sex, I love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. Shits so hot.

2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves?

3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!
by Jon of Hilton July 14, 2009
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wizard rock

an awesome genre of music based on the awesome harry potter series by jkrowling!! and i feel that ppl that dont give it a chance arent very nice!
Harry and the Potters, The Parselmouths, The Moaning Myrtles, The Whomping Willows, The Remus Lupins!!!

so now you shall go running to myspace to look at those bands and appreciate the wizard rock music!
by hpfan! March 31, 2008
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