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Michael... Michael, Michael Michael.

Now this guy Michael. He has the largest, the most veloumptius rockin hard cock.
That Michael was huge
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Michael is a secret path of which no one just simply walks down or screeches out hes name in vain its meant for real moments of frustration when nothing else can express the sadness that lingers we are
MICHAEEEEEEL
It can be used in any way, excitement, pain even a greeting, the Michael is not tied down to one meaning
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a sweet-heart who always knows what to say. He is loving and kind and very funny. But also knows how to be serious when he needs to be. Very athletic and not very bright...but is very street smart. Will someday be famous and rich. Michaels seem to go best with alisons or chelseas. As well as abbeys. they know how to be in a relationship and arent fakes or asswholes.
by happiness_and_love February 25, 2010
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The biggest douche bag in the world. Doesn't care about your feelings, and will dump every girl he dates. He's conceited and thinks he's above all; When in reality he's the most worthless person ever.
Girl1- That's my ex boyfriend, Michael.
Girl2- What a coincidence, that's my ex too!
by JessxObscene December 12, 2010
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Michael is a huge dick. He thinks he is better than everyone but hes not. No one likes him. He tends to fuck girls named jillian and he is a very mean and selfish person. He loves to use girls
dude that bitch is so michael
by thabitchyo November 16, 2010
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very sexy man who has a huuuuge D and plays hockey and bikes and scooters. usually lives in BC and and a very nice guy ;) Likes the number 7 and likes to write poems about cheese!
Marie: why did i dump Michael?

Abbey: hes sooooo hot!!!!

Emily: heeey high 5 buddy!!!!!!!!!!

Ashlee: eh hes ight
by cheese bro7 September 19, 2012
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The absolute perfect person in every way imaginable. He is extremely sexy, nice, good-looking, funny, rich, smart, and cool. Every girl he knows wishes she could be his girlfriend and soon marry him, and stay married forever. All of his many friends think he is so nice and funny. If you ever meet him you will instantly fall in love if you're a girl.
Oh Michael, he's just the perfect person and very sexy and good-looking too.
by The best definition September 14, 2016
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