Canned-versation

A canned-versation is a conversation, usually kept very short, that mostly exists of 'canned' phrases and typical questions & responses.

Example of a canned-versation:

hi, how are you ?

good

how are you ?

good

... good

work?

good

yours

good

and the family?

goood

and y..

they good too!.

the weather's great

yes

very sunny now

indeed

it's good

good

okay, well see you

yep, see you around

by Cogari June 19, 2009

cracking cans

Aussie expression of surprise referring to a woman's breasts when they're noticeable and appealing : i.e.great tits ! Since only aussies understand it, you may use it abroad loudly, in a bar for instance.

- Wow, check-out the red-head over there, mate.
- Cracking cans !
- yeah, nice ass too.

by Boags July 24, 2007

pringle canning

(v.) To take a shit of such enormity and structural integrity that it is capable of straddling the hole in a dry toilet.

"Benson's in there pringle canning the goddamn toilet again."

by Captain Coffee January 16, 2017

Piss Can

Let's go over the Haddy and get some beer down us,

That little bloke who clicks he's teeth is a right Piss Can,6 days a week he's at it

by Thatchers and Black March 27, 2020

Pringle Can

Euphemism when a guy gets a boner and it feels as though there is a "pringle can" between you.

Stacy felt Josh get a pringle can when they were grinding and knew she was doing it right.

by Lolcatzzzzzzzzzzzz November 27, 2011

crap-in-a-can

1. a polite euphemism for 'bullshit'
2. a general term used in frustration/anger.

Both definitions derive from the early-to-mid 1990's modern art piece by an Italian "artist" who sold cans of his own excrement for $10,000US a unit as it were.

1. The explanation was "crap-in-a-can"
2. "The boss is going to try to make you work overtime tonight." "Crap-in-a-can, I have a date though."

by Laetitia Lomsky April 24, 2003

watering can

A can that is regularly used to water plants used in a way to mix drinks.

Next time I come over, I'll make the world famous watering can shots.
Fill up the watering can so we can partake in some hardcore watercanning

by Matt n DBone September 29, 2010