European Dog

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".

That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

The European plug socket

Simultaneously wetting two fingers and jabbing them in both the anus and the vagina at the same time.

Oi John guess what i did last night?
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!

by Mbiggs19 February 14, 2023

european fruit

A fruit that is european. Not to be confused with asian fruit.

I ate a fruit in europe. That was a delicious european fruit.

by Tamaz88 January 18, 2025

European Baptism

When out in a European country and you get shit on by a bird, preferably a pigeon.

"Hey Andy! We are sitting outside drinking in Venice and 4 out of the 5 of us just got shit on by a bird!" "Ahh yes, a European Baptism."

by sweetntart July 26, 2024

The European treasure hunt

When you insert a singular anal bead as far up as you can into ones anus. And you let it sit for a day up there. Then you dig through what ever is up there to search for the treasure you planted

Hey babe do you want to do The European treasure hunt tonight

by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023

European Water Baloon

An act of any uncircumsized person placing their foreskin onto a water nozzle and letting it fill up, then sealing it, ergo making a water baloon

Trent made a european water baloon on a school sink today. Didn't know that fucking freak was uncircumsized

by Docker81 May 15, 2025

european chu chu train

It is when a girl flexes her asshole open and a guy blows weed smoke into her asshole. And clenches her asshole tight. While peeing in her vagina then fucking her until she orgasms then having the man's pee and the weed smoke blast out as she orgasms.

I wanna give you a European chu chu train.

by Pendulum dick June 14, 2016