Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand

Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant

by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016

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Backdoor Bybee

A creative workaround for two Mormon individuals who want to “stay pure.” The term originated from a particular intimate position where the couple is unclothed and the man is oriented behind the woman, and both individuals are in a horizontal position. The man then slides his "man part" between the woman's "thigh gap" and slides across her "woman's parts" without penetration. “Backdoor” refers to the position "from behind", while “By-bee” refers to a slang term for the "Bible." The reason "Bybee" is used is that this technique is put in practice to "stay pure" in the eyes of the Mormons, which is why the bible is quoted in the use of "Bybee." It's also a “portmanteau,” using two words put into one. The first word is "By," meaning the use of saying goodbye to your innocence. The second word includes "bee"; the reason for the bee is the relation to the Mormons, who originated the use of the word "Backdoor ByBee." Utah is nicknamed the “Beehive State,” and we all know all the Mormons reside and flourish in Utah.

The "Backdoor By-Bee" is a way to participate in intercourse while still saying "pure."

Guy 1: “So did you and her finally hook up?”
Guy 2: “Nah, she’s Mormon, we just did the Backdoor Bybee.”

Guy 1: “Wait, so you two didn’t actually, you know…?”
Guy 2: “Nah bro, she’s saving herself. We just went full Backdoor Bybee.”

Girl 1: “Girl! You said you wouldn’t cross any lines.”
Girl 2: “Relax, it was a Backdoor Bybee. Lines remained uncrossed...technically.”

Guy 1: "Dude, what's your body count? You always leave the parties with Baddies!"

Guy 2: "Zero man!"
Guy 1: "There's no way!"
Guy 2: "Im being deadass! It's all thanks to the Backdoor Byee!"

by ItHurtswhenIPinthesink! October 9, 2025

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