Ass

The part on a woman's body that keeps a man from killing himself.

This cruel world is full of suffering and pain. If it wasn't for my girlfriend's ass I'd probably just end it.

by TheEnlightenedOne15 October 11, 2018

ASS

Anal Sensitivity Syndrome

a rare but critical affliction where the anal nerves are overstimulated, causing pain upon defecation that leads to constipation, loss of appetite, and if left untreated, death.

"I'm sorry to hear your mother has ASS. My uncle lost his battle with ASS back in 2007."

by SassmASSter October 17, 2019

Ass

your friend next to you

my friend is an ass

by Hollywood 911 May 8, 2018

Asse

means ask

Can I asse u wen u comin to ma house.

by Allahatopia November 24, 2018

Ass

An ass is a butt.

(|) Tiny ass
( | ) Small ass
(_|_) Big ass
(__|__) Huge ass

You have a nice ass.

by I_Like_Cake September 22, 2017

ASSed

Audibly Snorted in Silence; when you laugh out loud in a quiet place where you shouldn’t laugh out loud

Person 1: I ASSed so hard in the library when you sent me that meme haha
Person 2: Lmao nice

by Carwreck-Horse February 10, 2019

Ass

Some one who is a bitch that uses people and is insensitive.

My ex is a ass
don't trust him/her there a ass

by saveg potatoeast February 19, 2017