not Ghana happen

Da "accurate 'n' actual" prediction regarding da supposed romance dat's been promised to blossom between you and a hot chick from West Africa if you'll just Western Union her some cash or send her a steam card.
Oh, but she says dat she's only overseas temporarily, but will be moving back to da states very soon to be with you forever --- not Ghana happen!
by QuacksO February 06, 2024
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Hack Happens

When your email or other cyber communications are compromised.
It's an updated version of shit happens.

Dude: My email was hacked yesterday
Buddy: Hack happens man
by 1ezlife July 11, 2011
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Mankitsu Happening

A Marxist analysis of a library, in which using dialectics, it is concluded that the best way to relieve contradictions amongst a new proletariat worker and a petite bourgeois big-booba boss (stress and a sexual zeitgeist) is to perform a little old Aufhebung (steamy fucking!!!!)
Person 1: "My thirst of knowledge was so strong yesterday. So strong in fact that I couldn't help but watch a bit of Mankitsu Happening."
Person 2: "Revisionist trotskyite."
by AgainstTransHate June 25, 2024
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kerr happens

A Coach that pulls a player, who is playing well for no reason
Steph was hot from 3 and then "Kerr Happens".
by Commander Kodi January 11, 2024
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Until it happens to you

THIS was already happening to me. THIS is all I care about. Yet you expected me to care about your dead kids and your various "isms" and "phobias"
Hym "And until it happens to you, you won't care. And when it does, I still will."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
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what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume
Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC
by unipen January 02, 2023
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Dude dont talk about the other night. Shiva is already crying about it every night. No Matang jokes alright? What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.
by TheJenerate March 03, 2021
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