morning after poo

When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.

I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!

by stotty575 June 13, 2010

after hours banger$

songs that you can play “after hours” or while working on your lonesome. many times, these songs may contain inappropriate language and/or offend liberal men and women.

“hey boss, we’re away from the others at work. let’s play some “after hours BANGER$”
“fuck yeah”

by addshole69 September 16, 2021

Guy after 11pm

When the nut hormones kick in and the urge to breed marks that of a gorilla gone rouge.

"Bro I am piped up right now"
"tf? your acting like a guy after 11pm"

by Bacon Danger July 03, 2023

OblivionFall After Dark

The cum lord

OblivionFall After Dark is the cummiest of all cum lords

by asdasdasdasdasdfdfeb September 17, 2021

After nut regret

When you cum to really questionable porn that was hot while you were watching it, but now you see how disgusting it was

Man: what’s wrong with you
Man 2: i watched this video a girl eating cream off another girls butthole and now I have after nut regret

by Heartbestill34 November 12, 2019

after we collided

SoMetHinG mY beSt FriEnD WOn’T ShuT Up abOuT!

I Frickin LOVE after we collided!

by Future actress November 21, 2020

~twitter after dark~

The time of night on twitter when the greatness per tweet is at its highest. Starts nightly at 12:47am and goes until daylight. The purpose is to keep the timeline from dying for fellow insomniacs. ~twitter after dark~ has its roots in Omaha, Nebraska. Founded by lostattsea.

I fell asleep before ~twitter after dark~ started I'm so soft!

by lostattsea July 20, 2012