Jaw Hanger

Jaw Hanger (noun): When your jaw takes a leisurely stroll south, showcasing a face stuck in a constant state of confusion. Side effects may include driving that mimics a turtle's commute – slow, meandering, and with the occasional confused detour.

This damn Jaw Hanger is going damn near 20 miles under the speed limit.

by Doggocool December 9, 2023

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Clit-hanger

The female equivalent of blue balls. A slang term to refer to a mildly painful feeling in the clitoris of unrelieved sexual arousal. It can also refer to “sexual frustration” in general.

Mike was always being a tease and always left Jane on a clit-hanger...

by RoloRolo December 16, 2023

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padded coat hangers

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.

Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers

by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023

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sexual hanger

The erotic extension of the term "hanger" whereby a partner exhibits increased irritability brought about by a lack of sex. Typically pronounced in female nymphomaniacs, sexual hanger manifests itself in the form of spontaneous conflicts forcing the other, often oblivious male, to go on the defensive. The antagonist is usually keen to incite friction and discord despite healthier communication alternatives.

Me: My girlfriend keeps picking fights over my past relationships
Friend: Is she jealous of your exes?
Me: Nah, I think it's just sexual hanger

by jininho August 31, 2021

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