July Third

The people born on this day have massive schlongs, also the day before fourth of July.

Im so happy that it is July Third today.

by Max fan. October 17, 2019

third finger

euphemism for the middle finger
middle finger

that was so cringeworthy, I couldn't help but show both my third fingers

by toyota corolla January 19, 2016

Dirty Thirds

The person who gets action after the sloppy second.

You did?! So did Joey Yanks and Jay 420! You got dirty thirds!

by OpieTaylor July 8, 2011

Third Shoulder

a shoulder that you lean on that isn't yours; of a best friend

He's my third shoulder. He always listens to my rants.

by lilshabab February 15, 2018

third-worldistan

A generalized term for Middle - Eastern countries who are constantly engaged in conflict. Can also refer to more obscure Middle - Eastern countries.

Oh, you haven't read the paper lately? We sent troops to Third-worldistan again.

Those knives look so flimsy. They were probably made in Third-worldistan or something.

by anburaziel November 10, 2014

Third Gender

A member of the Bulgarian "United Patriots" coalition. This gender only mates with other "patriots" of it's kind. They are also against any measures to reduce domestic violence in Bulgaria.

-Why did Valeri Simeonov shut down a night club in Sunny Beach?
- Well I guess he must be a member of the Third Gender.

by BadL3mon January 25, 2018

Third grade

H E L L

mr2: ah remember school mr1: yeah i H A T E D third grade. mr2: yeah me to

by brunchyr May 21, 2019