Third Shoulder

a shoulder that you lean on that isn't yours; of a best friend

He's my third shoulder. He always listens to my rants.

by lilshabab February 15, 2018

Dirty Thirds

The person who gets action after the sloppy second.

You did?! So did Joey Yanks and Jay 420! You got dirty thirds!

by OpieTaylor July 8, 2011

Third grade

H E L L

mr2: ah remember school mr1: yeah i H A T E D third grade. mr2: yeah me to

by brunchyr May 21, 2019

third-worldistan

A generalized term for Middle - Eastern countries who are constantly engaged in conflict. Can also refer to more obscure Middle - Eastern countries.

Oh, you haven't read the paper lately? We sent troops to Third-worldistan again.

Those knives look so flimsy. They were probably made in Third-worldistan or something.

by anburaziel November 10, 2014

third baseman

A knowledgeable person you bring with you when negotiating a deal for a new car.

I brought Chris with me as my third baseman when I bought my new Audi. He ended up saving me thousands of dollars.

by tiab guls May 23, 2014

July Third

The people born on this day have massive schlongs, also the day before fourth of July.

Im so happy that it is July Third today.

by Max fan. October 17, 2019

Third Impostor

Ivgi.

Me: Ivgi, stop being fucking Third Impostor!

by Tarnegolden October 16, 2020