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Europeans

Absolutely useless humans that bring no value to the world as of the 20th century. Always hating on Americans because they are so far deep in jealousy of the perfect country that they have to hate on others to bring fake happiness to themselves.
Europeans are number 1
by USAKeepsEuropeAlive March 14, 2024
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European victory

Backwards victory sign signifying up your ass or nicely fuck you if need.
John:Hey fuck you man
Daniel:*holds up a European victory*
by EuropeWon November 29, 2023
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European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 2, 2014
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European world wide cruiser

Oh jimmy what a European world wide cruiser been round bare girls gaffs what a mad lad
by Durako June 25, 2020
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European Standard Of Beauty

(1) Nazi ideology of blond hair and blue eyed
(2) Fair to pale flowing long straight hair light eyes tall (Especially If They're Nordic) Flawless Spotless Skin
European Standard Of Beauty is so strong in India and South Africa that they bleach their skin and wear contacts
by EmJayee December 11, 2018
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European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.
John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"
by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024
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European cleaning

When you shove a girls head into a toilet and flush and at the same time two people bang her from behind
“What did you guys do at your sleepover
“John’s mom was being annoying so we decided to give her a European cleaning!”
by shaker9000 December 14, 2022
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