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technogynist 

Someone who is not afraid of technology, but just doesn't like it. Cited in "CIO Survival Guide" by Karl D. Schubert (2004)
No, I don't use Facebook. I do use the computer when I have to, but since I'm a technogynist, I would rather not if I can avoid it.

Technilogically Retarded 

The state of being completely ignorant of modern technology. Often used to describe someone who gets angry/frustrated while trying to turn on a computer or figure out how to use they're kid's ipod.
Person A: Ok, now go into the email, right-click on the picture and hit save as.

Person B: How do I do that?

Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.

Technologically Retarted 

Definition goes toward the above average "Troll".
More defined as a "Administrative Wannabe Troll".
Can also be put in to old people not knowing or understanding everyday technology.
1*dude... stop acting like an admin...
2*No.
1*then your like a troll...
And thus fail...
2*And yet, I get things done and the admins appreciate my reports.
1*Like I said before...troll
(not like a normal troll... more like an Administrative Wannabe Troll)
2*More like "I like order so please follow the rules because the admins can't be everywhere at once".
1* (Goes to 3*) My god people will give a dam over a screen shot won't they these days...
(Puts in new Definition on Urban Dictionary *Technologically Retarted*)

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Technological wonderland 

The technological forest you get lost in when you're overwhelmed while using new technology.

Technological forest 

When you try using a new piece of online technology like zoom, don't have a clue what you're doing, and simply get overwhelmed and therefore lost the technological wonderland
I got lost in the technological forest today.