When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.
*ring ring*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*
by Sir Timothy Longcockathong February 13, 2009
A step-kitty is a cat belonging to your partner who you do not live with. The cat doesn't belong to you, but since it's your partner's, you kind of love it as one of your own. Basically sort of the cat version of step-kids.
When I came home after visiting my boyfriend, my cat was upset because she smelled my step-kitty's scent.
My step-kitty gets excited whenever I come over because she loves her step-mommy.
My step-kitty gets excited whenever I come over because she loves her step-mommy.
by poopie69 July 28, 2020
Step mother Are womans who can be a mother to a another child she didnt gave birth to and has to take care and sometimes be rude as hell
Child : GET AWAY FROM ME STEP MOTHER WHY ARE YOU TAKING MY LAPTOP AWAY
Step mother : I DO NOT CARE CHILD YOUR PUNISHED AND GROUNDED FOR A MONTH
Step mother : I DO NOT CARE CHILD YOUR PUNISHED AND GROUNDED FOR A MONTH
by Kickoff2ndOP May 01, 2021
Something that Miss Rona should've done a long, long, LONG time ago, but apparently hasn't yet. So I'm just gonna say that sometime this year (preferably now, but obviously that's not gonna happen), Miss Rona really should go step on a lego.
Man, Rona really needs to up and leave. It deserves to step on a lego. I'm SICK of being stuck in quarantine all the time.
by Pialinist January 01, 2021
Blaze step
Adjective. blazed (comparative more blazed, superlative most blazed) (slang) Under the influence of marijuana, usually at a relatively high dose while doing fifteen thousand steps observing the ducks, chickens, rabbits and other domesticated animals.
Adjective. blazed (comparative more blazed, superlative most blazed) (slang) Under the influence of marijuana, usually at a relatively high dose while doing fifteen thousand steps observing the ducks, chickens, rabbits and other domesticated animals.
by Thommo-JT October 21, 2023
by Mynameiscay December 13, 2016
A lesbian female that resembles a male, who dates a single mother and loves the child as if it were their own....They create a family.
Daniel left Tisha and her 3 kids, but Ebony proposed to tisha and now Ebony is officially a step dike.
by Lovelylilass April 27, 2017