Law of Beil

A series of laws from the book of Beil among which states that all good people should raise their standards and remember not to bone a skeletor, nor a chick that is too blubbery and that the only way that someone can get cancer is by way of SMOKESTACK.

"You don't want a chick that's too blubbery,
But you don't want to bone a skeletor"
~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil

"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil
That is not how they grow in nature"
~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil

"Urdle urdle urr"
~Schwam 12:1

"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"
~Benjamin 1:13

by ChevelleINC1213 May 3, 2006

friends of the benidicks

Whan you mix marriages with your best friends and have sex with there partners. and you have done it so many times you can't count.

friends of the benidicks

by Stever now August 18, 2016

friends with benifits

jackie and aaron

what’s friends with benifits?
jackie and aaron.
oh!

by Frog Lady ig August 17, 2021

The dirty Benidict

The act of dropping a hot steaming deuce into the parish church’s tabernacle just before Sunday mass and when it is time for the holy sacrament the priest opens the tabernacle only to be confronted by your steaming hot stool

The dirty benidict

“Fr murphy was less than impressed to find a menacing stool in the tabernacle on Sunday”
“Oh no shouted mrs oreillly someone has done a dirty benidict “

by Not Ian Paisley November 22, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025