Backdoor Meatpie

1. The act of fucking ones anus while the other shits, making a brown squishy substance which both partners eat afterwards.

2. Eating ones shit then spitting it back into their anus then proceeding to fuck until you cum into the mixture.

"Edwin, Dean and I just did a backdoor meatpie"
"How was it?"
"Taste like shit!"

by Two Legged Twat Monkey September 19, 2016

Backdoor Bandit

An individual or team of men who are infamous for going through the backdoor. Backdoor Bandits know that if the front door is being painted to go around back.

Friend: did you see that new sex tape that Christy was in?
Friend2: yeah man, looks like multiple backdoor bandits beat that up.

by BookuBucks April 18, 2013

2015 Backdoor Treatment

In 2015 a big strong Russian man gave the punisher to a helpless Indian child. Supposedly the Russian chose the poor child’s backdoor

“Is that Micheal M giving that Indian child the 2015 backdoor treatment”

by Ethanspunished August 31, 2021

Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand

Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant

by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016

backdoor lunchbox

Oral ministrations of a lady on hands and knees, rear in the air, proffered like an open, old-school work lunchbox, usually with the main course in the lower section, and something special up top.

She offered me her backdoor lunchbox and, unable to decide between top or bottom, i ate both.

by Nostrovio May 20, 2023

Backdoor

Snaking out your homies🐍

Z: Bro I just got booked hold it down for me bro, I got 100,000 in the safe. Take that and take care of the gang.
zeem: dummy you got backdoored! you and getting ya bread back😂😂

by Zeembackdoor March 11, 2022

Backdoor Bybee

A creative workaround for two Mormon individuals who want to “stay pure.” The term originated from a particular intimate position where the couple is unclothed and the man is oriented behind the woman, and both individuals are in a horizontal position. The man then slides his "man part" between the woman's "thigh gap" and slides across her "woman's parts" without penetration. “Backdoor” refers to the position "from behind", while “By-bee” refers to a slang term for the "Bible." The reason "Bybee" is used is that this technique is put in practice to "stay pure" in the eyes of the Mormons, which is why the bible is quoted in the use of "Bybee." It's also a “portmanteau,” using two words put into one. The first word is "By," meaning the use of saying goodbye to your innocence. The second word includes "bee"; the reason for the bee is the relation to the Mormons, who originated the use of the word "Backdoor ByBee." Utah is nicknamed the “Beehive State,” and we all know all the Mormons reside and flourish in Utah.

The "Backdoor By-Bee" is a way to participate in intercourse while still saying "pure."

Guy 1: “So did you and her finally hook up?”
Guy 2: “Nah, she’s Mormon, we just did the Backdoor Bybee.”

Guy 1: “Wait, so you two didn’t actually, you know…?”
Guy 2: “Nah bro, she’s saving herself. We just went full Backdoor Bybee.”

Girl 1: “Girl! You said you wouldn’t cross any lines.”
Girl 2: “Relax, it was a Backdoor Bybee. Lines remained uncrossed...technically.”

Guy 1: "Dude, what's your body count? You always leave the parties with Baddies!"

Guy 2: "Zero man!"
Guy 1: "There's no way!"
Guy 2: "Im being deadass! It's all thanks to the Backdoor Byee!"

by ItHurtswhenIPinthesink! October 9, 2025