Guy after 11pm

When the nut hormones kick in and the urge to breed marks that of a gorilla gone rouge.

"Bro I am piped up right now"
"tf? your acting like a guy after 11pm"

by Bacon Danger July 2, 2023

After nut regret

When you cum to really questionable porn that was hot while you were watching it, but now you see how disgusting it was

Man: what’s wrong with you
Man 2: i watched this video a girl eating cream off another girls butthole and now I have after nut regret

by Heartbestill34 November 11, 2019

morning after poo

When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.

I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!

by stotty575 June 15, 2010

Fishing After Midnight

Originating from "There Eyes Were Watching God," used as a euphemism for sex in the woods.

Gonga witnessed Sabbath Lilly Hawks attempting to go fishing after midnight with Hazel Motes.

by Enoch Emery February 23, 2014

Morning After Marathon

A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.

Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.

Mike: How are you going to get your car man?

Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.

by ehmohteeoh October 13, 2010

after we collided

SoMetHinG mY beSt FriEnD WOn’T ShuT Up abOuT!

I Frickin LOVE after we collided!

by Future actress November 21, 2020

~twitter after dark~

The time of night on twitter when the greatness per tweet is at its highest. Starts nightly at 12:47am and goes until daylight. The purpose is to keep the timeline from dying for fellow insomniacs. ~twitter after dark~ has its roots in Omaha, Nebraska. Founded by lostattsea.

I fell asleep before ~twitter after dark~ started I'm so soft!

by lostattsea July 22, 2012