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After nut regret

When you cum to really questionable porn that was hot while you were watching it, but now you see how disgusting it was
Man: what’s wrong with you
Man 2: i watched this video a girl eating cream off another girls butthole and now I have after nut regret
by Heartbestill34 November 11, 2019
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Fishing After Midnight

Originating from "There Eyes Were Watching God," used as a euphemism for sex in the woods.
Gonga witnessed Sabbath Lilly Hawks attempting to go fishing after midnight with Hazel Motes.
by Enoch Emery February 23, 2014
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Guy after 11pm

When the nut hormones kick in and the urge to breed marks that of a gorilla gone rouge.
"Bro I am piped up right now"
"tf? your acting like a guy after 11pm"
by Bacon Danger July 2, 2023
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OblivionFall After Dark

OblivionFall After Dark is the cummiest of all cum lords
by asdasdasdasdasdfdfeb September 16, 2021
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Morning After Marathon

A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.
Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.

Mike: How are you going to get your car man?

Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
by ehmohteeoh October 13, 2010
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after we collided

SoMetHinG mY beSt FriEnD WOn’T ShuT Up abOuT!
I Frickin LOVE after we collided!
by Future actress November 21, 2020
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~twitter after dark~

The time of night on twitter when the greatness per tweet is at its highest. Starts nightly at 12:47am and goes until daylight. The purpose is to keep the timeline from dying for fellow insomniacs. ~twitter after dark~ has its roots in Omaha, Nebraska. Founded by lostattsea.
I fell asleep before ~twitter after dark~ started I'm so soft!
by lostattsea July 22, 2012
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