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I’m not a simp and not a $imp!
by yeltsA kciR May 27, 2021
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Simp

A beta male that doesn't know anything about female nature, can't handle a woman, probably pays for all dates so that she loses 100% interest because he is acting like a lil bitch and goes for the Chad that fucks all of her friends because that's what a woman wants and it's okay, simp. A simp is the type of friend to throw you under a bus thinking that he will impress a girl by doing that.
Look at this simp listening to Drake crying in the corner because a girl broke up with him cuz he was acting like a lil bitch and she lost interest.
by Tyrone_01 August 3, 2020
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Simp

My understanding of the ”simp” concept is someone (often a male) who compromises his dignity doing things above and beyond for a girl because he’s thirsty for sex.

Examples can be: following someone in social media, leaving comments and acting like a servant to get a chance at sex, begging or paying for sex or nudes (e.g. camgirls, prostitutes or strangers on the internet).

The point being is that “simps” do acts below the dignitiy they should have for somebody where the relation and affection is not reciprocal. Paying camgirls and prostitutes and going their errands is the prime example.

In short, instead of being your own person with your opinions and values and acting with dignity you act like a subservient footman for somebody you don’t have any mutual relationship to. If you’re subservient and acting below your dignity in a relationship then you’re just ”pussywhipped”.

On the contrary, not being a misogynistic little piece of shit (some on the internet are exactly that) and sometimes telling others they behave wrong towards a female is not in itself being a ”simp”. However, if you always take someone in defense whether they’re right or wrong because you’re thirsty for sex - that might be ”simping”. That is my best understanding of the “simp” concept, I hope it was a worthwhile read.
Stop simping for her!

You’re being such a simp!
by YoungWerthersBlueballs November 7, 2021
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Simp

Keisha: Ohhh my god I simp for Gojo so hard
by Not from 7-7 September 28, 2021
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Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.
Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.
by CBcooper April 30, 2025
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No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”
by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020
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Simp

A man who moves to shit hole high crime Tampa, leaving his family, his dreams, his goals, his boys all behind because his girl told him he has to!
“That simp bout to move to Ocala next!”
by OfficialChi April 9, 2022
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