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Dick Of The Day

A name given to someone associated with lads football outings who act like a complete and utter Dick. This can be due to goal keepers attempting to save the ball with their feet rather than their hands, people who begin to run the line and then decide that they have to leave and go shopping with their girlfriend, or even people who feign injury and then decide that they are miraculously cured and can play again once their team has reached the final of a competition.

The consequence of being a "Dick Of The Day" is that said "Dick" must consume a Dirty Pint on the following evening out after the football antics.
Geoff - "Man I Can't believe Trigger went to save the ball with his feet rather than his hands"

Bill - "Yeah, he's defiantly the Dick Of The Day"

Or

Geoff - "I thought Luke was running the line for us today?"

Bill - "He was, but then his girlfriend called him and said they had to go shopping so he left"

Geoff - "WOW.... What a Dick Of The Day."
by Milidrid May 14, 2011
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Wonderwall Day

October 30th, the anniversary of the release of Wonderwall by Oasis.

A day where one attempts to listen to Wonderwall as much as possible.
David: “Dude! I’m so excited for Wonderwall Day!”

Sphtheven: “I know, I’m going to listen to it 334 times!”
by Jee-Dubya October 1, 2018
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beautiful day

To spend New Year's Eve with the cutest janah you've ever met.
I had such a beautiful day last New Year's Eve with the loveliest janah.
by IFoundMyJanah December 31, 2012
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bro-day

a day dicated to hanging out with you bro
Just a couple of pimps no hoes
yo lets have a bro-day tomorrow
by Craig _Hamilton June 8, 2011
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bogan day

the day every aussie has to act like and dress like a bogan. bogan day is celebrated on the 11th of may each year so all the school kids get the day off. the official song of bogan day is nobody likes a bogan
walkin through the shops with no shoes on dressed in flannos and singo and talkin in slango

bogan day was siko
by nicksly May 10, 2009
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Sick day

An excuse to head to the beach and surf.
Damn, I'm supposed to head to work today and the surf is prime. I better call into work and take a sick day.
by Jerseyjames December 9, 2012
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Snow day

when you stay home from school or work for no reason other than to simply relax and stay home.
kid 1: hey why weren't you in school yesterday

kid 2: i took a snow day
by thekid718 December 15, 2009
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