this cat just j

This statement refers to a very humorous and funny video commonly found in discord servers. The video contains a very funny cat going "nyo nyo nyo nyo nyo nyo" on a sink, this video is a modified version of a gif where a cat drinks water where it is now modified and goes "nyonyo nyo."

People laugh when seeing these jokes.
You laugh when seeing these jokes.

You laugh when seeing these jokes.

You laugh when seeing these jokes.

You

Funny Friend 1: Haha!! This cat just j video is funny!!!
Funny Friend 2: Hahaha!!!!
You: Hahaha!! This is funny!!!

by eggplantette July 30, 2021

spred cat spat

when your girl takes an herbal laxative for 3 days straight and comes over you house for some action and shits all over your face .

I got hit by the spred cat spat last night ,You should have seen the dirty brown dishwater blasting out her anus all over my face and chest !!

What a warm sensation that sped cat spat .

by Poogi February 28, 2009

dingle poo cat

Dingle poo cat is a cat only found in Paeroa, New Zealand. It is a cat with 3 legs with clumps of feces on its bum.

dingle poo cat is A cat only found in Paeroa, New Zealand. It is a cat with 3 legs with clumps of feces on its bum.

by grogansandwich October 18, 2010

B.H. Cat and Mouse

When a new couple gets together and the male persistently attempts drunken assaults on the females B.H. (butthole). In some cases he will even hide lubricant under the bed for such an occasion.

I'm sick of this B.H. Cat and Mouse shit. Lauren, you better get puckered up cause that butt is gettin' blown out tonight.

by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009

Different Breed of Cat

When you identify that someone is odd, hence they are a "Different Breed of Cat". Cat is referenced for a person.

Did you see that guy score that touchdown? He broke 8 tackles for a 65 yard touchdown, there is a reason why he is all pro ... he's a different breed of cat.

by Humpty T February 27, 2021

Hard as a cats head

very fucking hard. Tough. Almost indestructable. Bullet proof.

#person 1 - is that bullet proof?
#person 2 - Yeah mate, its as hard as a cats head

by 98756iugnhhygtfv May 29, 2010

Cat Scratch Fever

A United States slang term referring to a venereal disease due to the itching sensation caused.

The term is normally credited to Ted Nugent for his 80's rock song "Catch Scratch Fever" which hit the top 10 charts.

Ted appears to be suffering from Cat Scratch Fever.

by claymuir October 4, 2005