Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can
Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost
Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok
Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok
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