Shoe dropping

Pleasuring oneself

Clare: "Where have you been Tommy?"
Josh: "Sorry, I was busy shoe dropping"

by polkar September 24, 2014

drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

by anonymous August 21, 2025

Date and Drop

When someone, male or female, recently got in an official relationship and drops easily to give oral sex.

"Oh my god, Sarah is such a date and drop," said Carol.

"Ugh I know, I feel bad for her boyfriend, Nick, but at the same time I would become a date and drop if he were mine," laughs Jilly.

by swiffer.the.pussy69 December 1, 2016

Drop the Laundry

A muffled fart that sounds like someone dropped a pile of laundry on the bed.

Stehanie, it stinks! Did you drop the laundry?

by Portiff Digrissim October 7, 2022

Reads-drop

verb
To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping

I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast

by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018

drop stop

What you say when you want the person you’re texting to “stop” when a joke is too funny (or not funny at all)

Friend: *sends pic of them with earbuds up their nose* I’m sick lmfao
You: Drop stop bro, fr

by Blubrynight December 29, 2018

squat drop

Anal or vaginal penetration from a higher or greater position of power.

'I will squat drop you'

by sudocrystalkizzon March 13, 2015