Anal Rivets

When you have herpes and hemorrhoids

Gee Sandra had some massive anal rivets

by Hussyliptus April 02, 2023

Anal Plumping

To have surgically-implanted butt plumpers.

Check out the booty on Winona! That girl's done some serious anal plumping!

by buttman65 July 14, 2011

Vulcano Anal

Prior to butt sex you load your partners anal cavity with with Mentos. As you are penitrating your partner with your member, you pour soda in their anus and let nature take its course.

Kevin could no longer achieve orgasim unless his wife, Ralph performed vulcano anal on him.

by Schunor April 15, 2021

Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.

"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014

Anal fencing

When two men share one hole.

Hey ted, look Nate and Jordan are anal fencing that dude!

by 240HazMat May 24, 2019

Anal memory

When the ripples of flatulence embed the memory to the anal region

"And it was none more committed than to that of the anal memory"

by PatchyScratchy April 11, 2024

anal soliloquy

When you fart around others, and no one notices.

(Enter Romeo, in a crowded room, facing audience): *Farts*
Audience: What a beautiful Anal Soliloquy. Shakespeare had such a way with words...

by Dringo Funhands November 20, 2016