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Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you
I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.
by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020
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Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off
I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.
by Chax865421 March 24, 2020
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Anal nugget

When you anal and get a shit nugget on the end of your dick
I fucked Maurine in the ass last night but I got an anal nugget. It made me gag
by Aterroreestnamedjeff April 18, 2018
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Anal Urethra

A term that combines both the type of diarrhea one has experienced in terms of consistancy of disharge as well as describing the severity of a bowl movement whether in the past or present tense; regardless of location, temperature, or time of day the bowl movement is or has occurred.
Jesus H. Christ I'm exhausted from pissing out my asshole all night . The yuengling drafts I had at The Old Eagle Tarvern are forcing my Anal Urethra to work overtime with no signs of respite in the near future.
by Gaunche February 15, 2025
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Anal Mac and Cheese

When you are fucking someone and you shove mac and cheese up their asshole and take a spoon and eat some of it
1: "Yesterday, I had some anal mac and cheese with my sister and it had such a distinct flavor"

2: "What the actual fuck is wrong with you."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
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shit anal

when someone is plowing your ass and you shit on their dick
yeah dude the other day i shit analed on tyler’s kevin’s dick.
mugGet the shit analmug.

anal mannequin

A life size doll made specifically for anal pleasure
Yo dog i just bought an anal mannequin 2000
by Gigady Foo mcskeeter September 22, 2016
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