Rule 3074

If it responds with more then 4 y’s it can killed.

“Dude Lily just texted me hey! How should I respond?”

“Did she fallow rule 3074?”

“Shit your Right.”

by Finn the bin April 27, 2021

you da rule

People say it when you say something awesome

Girl- we should sleepover
Me- you da rule! I love that idea

by You da rule July 15, 2017

Rule #11

Be so successful, that even her own family tells her haw hard she fucked up.

Rule #11 = be fukin successful

by Matusk4_ April 22, 2023

eight slice rule

If a salad or any other plate of food contains eight slides or more of bacon, then the entire plate becomes bacon.

I am invoking the eight slice rule, Dendy.

by DGGG December 26, 2021

Rule of Roelofs

When an action does not take effect during a potential period of time, it is rolled off to the next more optimal window of opportunity. This is not a function of statistical probability, it is simply the way things are and cannot be explained by logic or mathematical analysis; it just happens that way.

That smarty pants tried to explain with a rationale of probability that day shift didn’t receive a call, and that this had zero impact on night shift getting call. You would think he had heard of the Rule of Roelofs. Apparently not.

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

rule 78

if you tell someone why you like them they have to tell you back

“why do you like me”

“not telling”
“you have to rule 78”

by Noah The G June 24, 2023

Rule 1247

In December, every day at 12:47 you have to watch the YouTuber Alexg1247 no matter what

Girl: “ wanna go to McDonald’s?”
Boy: “rule 1247”
Girl: “oh sorry”

by Alexg1247 May 31, 2022