Simp

A word used to describe a guy who is overly nice to literally every girl regardless of who they are in order to lose his virginity. Usually doesn't get laid until they're in their 30s.

Someone: I bought her so much stuff from the mall, I'll bet she likes me now."
Reddit: Simp.

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

Simp

Josh Owens

Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.

Josh brings it up to her.

Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.

Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.

Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.

by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020

simp

1. someone (usually a guy) seen as too attentive or submissive towards women.

2. a male who worships any and every woman within six feet.

3. those named “kenji” are the biggest simps

kenji, stop fucking simping for momo and making excuses for it. ❤️

by the biggest chad in existence September 1, 2020

simp

chase holland is a fucking simp

chase holland is a simp.

by u fr thought cuh January 10, 2020

Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table

Vinny is a simp

by Simpcity February 10, 2020

Simp

If a person, of any gender tries hard to impress another person they are romantically interested in.

Or is biased towards how they view them.

Arlon simps for Vanessa.

by // c a k e // August 21, 2020

Simp

Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.

Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."

by Panicking Pancakes July 12, 2020