Mumford and Sons

When you pass out and take a dump in your pants (or shorts) and you wake up and you have a moderate to large sized turd accompanied by multiple smaller pebble to dingleberry sized crewmembers. Much like the band and music that share the same name.

3 days of Yeager and Oxycodone led me to my own personal concert with Mumford and Sons headlining in my pants.

by SteelofCrom September 10, 2014

sons of stalin

SOS, Sons Of Stalin. The clan, the communisty!

<mofo> save our ship?
<@pkillerSOS> noob..
<+afan> sons of stalin

by PKillerSOS November 25, 2006

Son of a Goldfish

Another way of saying son of bitch but its more fun! (if u say it in front of ur parents u cant get in trouble)

guy # 1: 'Dude, Mike made out with that girl you like!'
guy # 2: 'That son of a goldfish!'
guy # 1: 'Wanna go key his car?'
guy # 2: 'You know it!'

by someonewhojustputupadefinition August 24, 2008

son of a cheese

Someone so irritating they must be related to the king of all annoyance, Cheese. Like an alternative to arsaholic.

*Harry steals pencil case and throws it out the window then administers an ehhhrrr....*

John: "Aaargh you son of a cheese!"

by Phaidan October 24, 2006

somebody son

A black man who is in a healthy relationship/situationship with a black woman and is proud to show off with her in public

I was twerking all over somebody son last nite! My pastor was shocked 😂

by AfricanBackpacker July 21, 2019

native son

A very good book written by Richard Wright. I think everyone should read it and it would.

person 1:Have you read the book Native Son yet.
Person 2:Not yet but you know I am.

by Sharissa July 12, 2007

Son-OF-A-Bastard

Son-of-a-Bastard is the 21st Century term for an idiot born of a bastard father.

Son-of-a-Bastard is a male that is desperate and dispicable, talks like a pencil-dick, foul and wretched.

by Andrew Weber October 30, 2007