As I slept soundly I was selfie raped. My girl took a selfie but included my sleeping mug in it without my permission.
by Gee Pee May 13, 2014
Get the Selfie Rapemug. The worst kind of selfie; taken by a selfie king who would rather take pics in the mirror than actually work out.
by Mgsquared December 30, 2014
Get the gym selfiemug. A photograph with 2 or more people using the front facing camera on a phone that resembles as if a dad has taken it with his son(s).
Kc: Hey Aidan you want to take a dad selfie to post on my instagram
Aidan: Sure but I have to be the dad you can be the son
(Picture taken)
Aidan: Sure but I have to be the dad you can be the son
(Picture taken)
by DAD SELFIE GANG February 2, 2017
Get the Dad selfiemug. Person 1: "Wow 'Dude!', that phonographular device is really 'swagger' amazing!"
Person 2: "Wow! Let's take a "Hashbrown "Selfie"" and put it on Instant-Graham!"
Person 2: "Wow! Let's take a "Hashbrown "Selfie"" and put it on Instant-Graham!"
by penguins66352 October 29, 2014
Get the Hashbrown "selfie"mug. A selfie bomb is when you take a picture of yourself when something random, funny, stupid, awesome, or amazing is occurring in the background and you then post it to a social media site.
For instance take a selfie bomb when:
Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face
2 random people are making out on a park bench
Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt
You're robbing a convenience store
You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates
Right after sex
For instance take a selfie bomb when:
Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face
2 random people are making out on a park bench
Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt
You're robbing a convenience store
You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates
Right after sex
"She still denies it, but I selfie bombed that ho after we fucked"
"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"
"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"
by LOLDYNAMISM June 17, 2014
Get the Selfie Bombmug. Jacob: I'm pretty sure the prevelance of the selfie emobides everything wrong with generation Tumblr.
Steve: Well you know what they say Jake, if you can't beat em', join em' *pouts and photographs himself*
Jacob: I don't care if it's ironic, if I see one more person upload one I might just take a selfie, a fucking shotgun selfie.
Steve: Real edgy, Jake.
Steve: Well you know what they say Jake, if you can't beat em', join em' *pouts and photographs himself*
Jacob: I don't care if it's ironic, if I see one more person upload one I might just take a selfie, a fucking shotgun selfie.
Steve: Real edgy, Jake.
by Sajamas January 30, 2014
Get the Shotgun selfiemug. V. the act of ejaculating on someone attempting to take a photograph of themselves
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them
V. Joe: If she doesn't stop taking god damn selfies, I'm gonna give her a happy selfie!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!
by kanbay December 20, 2013
Get the happy selfiemug.