Selfie Rape

Taking a selfie while intentionally including someones face without their permission.

As I slept soundly I was selfie raped. My girl took a selfie but included my sleeping mug in it without my permission.

by Gee Pee May 13, 2014

gym selfie

The worst kind of selfie; taken by a selfie king who would rather take pics in the mirror than actually work out.

Nah bro, stop sending her gym selfies.

by Mgsquared December 30, 2014

Dad selfie

A photograph with 2 or more people using the front facing camera on a phone that resembles as if a dad has taken it with his son(s).

Kc: Hey Aidan you want to take a dad selfie to post on my instagram

Aidan: Sure but I have to be the dad you can be the son
(Picture taken)

by DAD SELFIE GANG February 2, 2017

Hashbrown "selfie"

What old people imagine Teenage girls taking pictures of themselves is

Person 1: "Wow 'Dude!', that phonographular device is really 'swagger' amazing!"
Person 2: "Wow! Let's take a "Hashbrown "Selfie"" and put it on Instant-Graham!"

by penguins66352 October 29, 2014

Shotgun selfie

To enact suicide, through the act of shooting oneself.

Jacob: I'm pretty sure the prevelance of the selfie emobides everything wrong with generation Tumblr.
Steve: Well you know what they say Jake, if you can't beat em', join em' *pouts and photographs himself*
Jacob: I don't care if it's ironic, if I see one more person upload one I might just take a selfie, a fucking shotgun selfie.
Steve: Real edgy, Jake.

by Sajamas January 30, 2014

Selfie Bomb

A selfie bomb is when you take a picture of yourself when something random, funny, stupid, awesome, or amazing is occurring in the background and you then post it to a social media site.

For instance take a selfie bomb when:

Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face

2 random people are making out on a park bench

Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt

You're robbing a convenience store

You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates

Right after sex

"She still denies it, but I selfie bombed that ho after we fucked"

"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"

by LOLDYNAMISM June 17, 2014

Australian Selfie

A selfie of down under, you know, your private parts.

Kids, stop taking Australian selfies, you never know who will see your phone.

by Mail lady Pat May 6, 2018