As I slept soundly I was selfie raped. My girl took a selfie but included my sleeping mug in it without my permission.
by Gee Pee May 14, 2014
The worst kind of selfie; taken by a selfie king who would rather take pics in the mirror than actually work out.
by Mgsquared December 30, 2014
A photograph with 2 or more people using the front facing camera on a phone that resembles as if a dad has taken it with his son(s).
Kc: Hey Aidan you want to take a dad selfie to post on my instagram
Aidan: Sure but I have to be the dad you can be the son
(Picture taken)
Aidan: Sure but I have to be the dad you can be the son
(Picture taken)
by DAD SELFIE GANG February 03, 2017
Person 1: "Wow 'Dude!', that phonographular device is really 'swagger' amazing!"
Person 2: "Wow! Let's take a "Hashbrown "Selfie"" and put it on Instant-Graham!"
Person 2: "Wow! Let's take a "Hashbrown "Selfie"" and put it on Instant-Graham!"
by penguins66352 October 29, 2014
Jacob: I'm pretty sure the prevelance of the selfie emobides everything wrong with generation Tumblr.
Steve: Well you know what they say Jake, if you can't beat em', join em' *pouts and photographs himself*
Jacob: I don't care if it's ironic, if I see one more person upload one I might just take a selfie, a fucking shotgun selfie.
Steve: Real edgy, Jake.
Steve: Well you know what they say Jake, if you can't beat em', join em' *pouts and photographs himself*
Jacob: I don't care if it's ironic, if I see one more person upload one I might just take a selfie, a fucking shotgun selfie.
Steve: Real edgy, Jake.
by Sajamas January 30, 2014
A selfie bomb is when you take a picture of yourself when something random, funny, stupid, awesome, or amazing is occurring in the background and you then post it to a social media site.
For instance take a selfie bomb when:
Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face
2 random people are making out on a park bench
Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt
You're robbing a convenience store
You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates
Right after sex
For instance take a selfie bomb when:
Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face
2 random people are making out on a park bench
Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt
You're robbing a convenience store
You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates
Right after sex
"She still denies it, but I selfie bombed that ho after we fucked"
"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"
"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"
by LOLDYNAMISM June 17, 2014
Street protesters who use social media to create a facade of activism. More concerned with updating images of themselves at protests and rallies on social media than articulating the cause. Easily triggered, with a deer in headlights look, when debated, and clueless of how to achieve the political goals for which they are protesting.
Look at that stupid Selfie Activist
by Cry Cis May 17, 2016