real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

by codabear659 July 22, 2017

pineapple fucker

Someone who’s over obsessed with pineapples to the point it’s a cult

She is such a pineapple fucker, look how she dresses. (It’s covered in pineapples)

by Dreamcatcher69 March 22, 2019

pineapple jam

Semen specifically tailored for taste (post pineapple/banana consumption). I.e . "I no longer need dessert, he gave me his pineapple jam."

Yum, he gave me his pineapple jam so good.

by PineAppleJam February 10, 2015

Pineapple Hairs

The top, leafy parts of a pineapple. Of course this word came from Anix.

Person 1: “Yo, you se my pineapple? It’s got sick pineapple hairs!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I love them so much!”

by perfectxd June 16, 2020

Pineapple with Pizza

: basically a pizza with pineapple chunks on it.

: popularized by SB19's bunso, Junstin de Dios.

: but can also be a big pineapple with pizza chunks, yes, possible.

Delivery Boy: Sir, here's your order. Pineapple with pizza. Enjoy!

Ken: Ay, nandito na pala? How fast. Solomoooot ♥️💕💘💞😍

by BBJoshiephine October 04, 2020

Pineapple Concubine

A woman who lives with a Pineapple but has lower status than his wife or wives and are regarded as socially or sexually subservient; mistress to the Pineapple.But no, a bunch of prickly women who live with a man, Generally lower social standing than say the dude wife.

hey my new friends said they were Pineapple Concubine and I said WTF is that and then they explained

by tudders1 March 14, 2017

pineapple pizza

a disgrace to italians

p1; so i'd like to order a pineapple pizza
p2; NO.

by newwordsperday January 29, 2022