hog knob

Scottish word for very stupid person.

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018

Master Hog

A master hog is an extrememly large amount of chewing tobacco, usually grizzly wintergreen. It is all relative to the person throwing in the master hog so it can line your entire lip or take up a third of your lip.

Bro 1: hey bro, can you throw me that can of grizzly wintergreen right there? its time to throw in a master hog.

Bro 2: sure thing, bro. here you go.

Bro 1: Thanks bro, i also think it just so happens to be Chew Thirty. (Both Bros Fist Bump)

by Mr. E 2.0 February 7, 2012

forum hog

One who posts constantly on a online bulletin board system, often to gain the respect of a moderator or administrator, though also perhaps just for personal gain (post count) or to gain respect from the community at large.

"He's a right forum hog he is!"

by Splatzone November 6, 2007

hog pizzum

One who delights in and commonly practices selfish behavior.

That goddamn hog pizzum Sally Struthers ate all the Chips-Ahoys and didn't leave me any.

by Stuck5150 July 25, 2011

Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.

Do not get hog stains on my wall.

by maccymac November 5, 2019

Sludge Hog

Girls that wear cowgirl boots with short shorts, sleep with different guys every weekend, and are "country" by going to tractor/truck pulls. Also known as mud cricket or swamp rat.

Hey man, look at her all over him, she was just with his bestfriend last week, what a sludge hog.

by Slugehogwannabe69 June 11, 2017

Hog scalding

Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.

"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"

by Uncle Club February 2, 2020