Muffin Slut

A girl who acts slutty and whose stomach hangs over her tight pants like the top of a muffin.

Damn son! Check out that muffin slut.

by Urban Dictionary September 27, 2005

Thumper Muffin

The out of sorts and visibly uncomfortable in his own life guy we all know that just cannot seem to process his being homosexual, causing abundant & quite woeful episodes of undiscerned idiotic behaviors showing everyone but himself exactly who recieves what from whom....

Oh damn, Thumper Muffin just pulled up on his new motorcycle; and of course he is jamming to some Sir Elton... What a bottom boy!

by Pork Chopubbs June 6, 2016

Sparkly Muffins

(v.) Code word for the act of making whoopie, shaking the sheets, fucking, getting it in, smushing, smashing, sexytime, pounding it out, and any other action or name associated with having sex.

Don't come home I am making sparkly muffins with Brice.

It is now safe to come to the dorm room becuase the sparkly muffins have been baked.

I am going to make sparkly muffins with the hottie in my math class all night long!

by Pres of Sparkly Muffin Group September 9, 2011

Dook Muffin

1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.

2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.

" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "

" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "

by Vendon March 26, 2009

boob muffin

when a woman wears a bra that is too small for her and her boobs poke out of the top.

that woman has some huge boob muffins

by crystal meadows August 26, 2007

fuzz muffin

an endearing term for one's pet cat.

I let the fuzz muffin outside this morning, told her to go catch me a mouse or a bird or basically do something useful. So, she comes back and drops a dead baby bat at my feet. Y'know, a mouse with wings, and she looks at me as if to say: " So, how's THAT?"

by Billiemski Le Wiglud March 1, 2008

ghetto muffin

Loud ass ignant, ghetto mothafuckas that be hella annoying and ratchet. Cause lots drama make unnecessary comments and try to scare white kids.

teacher: There is lots of radiation from the nuclear plant in japan it could cause a number of things like mutations and-
Ghetto muffin: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA JAPS DUH NUH NUH NUH NAH NUH NAAAAAAHHH!!!
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Ghetto muffin: AY AINT DA HOLOCAUST WHEN ALL DEM JEWS WENT CAMPIN!!!

by DarthBooty November 24, 2011