mexican leaf blower

when the mexican that snorts the most coke has allergies and has to go outside to blow snot rockets and gets rid of your leaves for you in the process.

no honey, i don't need to rake this year, i got a mexican leaf blower.

by vato4loko99bananas March 17, 2015

two-leaf clover

A phrase to describe a mood or emotional condition that is partially lucky and partially unlucky. The name comes from the fact that four-leaf clovers are often associated with luck.

It was a two-leaf clover kind of day for my sports teams -- the Flyers won but the Phillies lost.

by PhilliesFan2010 May 19, 2010

Four Leaf Blowver

On St. Patrick's Day four guys cover their erections in green frosting and place them on a fifth party's face, the "Four Leaf Blowver" is the process in which the fifth party member sucks the frosting off each erection. When all the frosting is sucked off of the erections the "Four Leaf Blowver" is complete.

Person A: Who do you think performed a better Four Leaf Blowver last St. Patrick's Day, Dave or Stephanie?

Person B: I hate to say it but I think it was Dave who performed the better Four Leaf Blowver!

This year's Four Leaf Blowver was amazing! Our cocks were green, our semen was white, and Carrie's hair was orange; her head looked like the Irish Flag.

by Dan Podgorni September 2, 2013

put in a bay leaf

To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass

Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

Louisiana Leaf Lips

When a Female Inserts Chewing tobacco into her Vagina and the male proceeds to eat her out and sounds like a Ford F250, and has a Cousin Brother.

Last night during the CMT Awards my sister gave me louisiana leaf lips.

by WHOKNOWSYOU32 June 8, 2018

leaf blowing ruminations

Mindless insights that come when you are cutting the grass, weeding or walking outside.

Hey! Great thought ! Another one of your leaf blowing ruminations?

by Althenia October 9, 2017

maple leaf fetish

Maple leaf fetish (also known as Canadius lefuz), is a rare desire to eat, see, and perform sexual acts on maple leaves.

When I arrived at the park, I was astonished and aroused . The amount of leaves on the ground, they were invigorating. That`s when I realized I had maple leaf fetish.

by SodiumChloride-Y September 5, 2016