davidbowiephobia

the uncontrollable phobia of david bowie

“oh my lordy lord what’s your biggest phobia?
“ah it’s davidbowiephobia, my god i’m shaking rn just thinking about it”

by yourmummymum June 11, 2022

David Harbour

The fittest man alive omg this man is literally so hot Jesus christ like I didn't think anyone could be THIS fit he is so amazing and attractive and cool and I love him so much everyone should find him attractive actually no only I can bit like everyone can appreciate his attractiveness but leave him for ME

(he's also an actor)

Person 1- omg look it's David harbour
Person 2- wow he is so fit and attractive!!
Person 1- ikr!

by Super00sucker June 12, 2022

The David effect

When someone gets cuter in a matter of seconds

Asia:that boy is so cute
Kylie: no eww he's ugly

5 seconds later
Kylie: OMG he got so much cuter
Asia: I call this a case of the David effect

by KylienAsia July 6, 2016

Yehudah David

An American dude who thinks he’s Israeli, but really not. A Yehudah David pursues his dreams but never succeeds.

Man, he really thinks he can get job. He gonna pull a Yehudah David.

by Yd1000 August 21, 2020

slammin’ david

Working hard, grafting, putting a lot of effort in

“Man I’m so tired, I’ve been slammin’ david over this assignment all week”

by slammindave May 12, 2021

Big boi papa David

Big boi papa David is the creator of roblox. He lord over us mortal men. We will never be equal to him.

Big boi papa David is a cheese grader

by MrPhantom June 1, 2020

David Hasselhoff

A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.

Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.

by Teflon April 11, 2006