callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject

Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter

by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016

Driving the banter wagon

like 'hopping on the band wagon'.

-Apart from the desired person is driving the band wagon, i.e. leading the group.

-Further stretched to 'banter wagon'

(purely for the banter)

'oi...oi boys...im drivin this banter wagon straight to the kingy.'

'mate, pete is Driving the banter wagon ... and i like its destination!'

by Gravvers March 3, 2009

Banter Wagon

A car, usually cheap and aged, a first vehicle for most, which is often used with the driver's mates as passengers.
Can be found in most McDonald's car parks starting on the second or third try with six people in the back.

Thomas: Just fixed the Banter Wagon, anyone want to come out?
Jake: Yes, I'll bring the boys, let's do some handbrake turns in the car park!
Thomas: Say no more!

by a Tall & Handsome Man March 14, 2020

banter outcome

The funniest outcome, or the outcome that provides the most irony, amusement, etc.

The banter outcome is leaving the undemocratic EU next month after the undemocratic House of Lords spends days on an epic filibuster.

Last night, denied of the banter outcome, we instead looked on politely as Liam Reardon and Millie Court were crowned the winners of Love Island

by werdnum September 30, 2021