Barney

A pedophile in a thicc purple costume

Oh look its barney the thicc boi

by Barney the addict September 25, 2020

Barney

Super duper cool lad , bestest , gotta love them.

"you wish you were as cool as barney"

by gemmamamam December 10, 2021

Barney is in charge

1. Your fucked, you have no chance at passing.
2. You are very likely to be fired.
3. Shit bout to hit the fan.

Oh, shit Barney is in Charge, we are fucked. RUN

by Barney_Kiev March 22, 2021

Barney

“Barney has a massive package and boy does he know how to use it.” Said nobody ever. Barney is a registered sex offender. He puts the meaning in the saying “big feet small meat.” His lack of inches downstairs is not the only reason he failed to ever feel the touch of a women. But also his STI’s he catches from he’s dead dog he keeps chained up in his shed behind his house. Barney is feared by all children in his area. But he uses his favourite sayings to pick up this kids. Such as “cousin is only a word”. Or “age is just a number”. Or my favourite “I just shat my pants may I please get in yours”. If you would like to find a Barney head towards your nearest kindergarten or primary school or elderly home. Generally drives a little white van. And is always smiling

Hide your kids I heard Barney’s back in town

by Neighbourhoodwatch12354 November 23, 2021

Barney's House

"Barney's house;" verb. Going as a group to a friend's house.

Derived from the term "Barney," meaning "a group of friends.

Variations-

"Barney's Housing;" "Barney's Housed;" "Barney Housable;"

A:"Are you Barney's Housing?"

B: "No, sucks. I've got an essay, so I'm not really Barney's Housable."

A: "Do it there?"

B: "Last time I Barney's Housed when I had an essay it didn't get done!"

A: "Gay, do pull a Ross then!"

B: "Meh."

by MmmNarbey May 20, 2010

Barney

An overweight male wearing tight colorful cycling apparel.

I went for a ride around the park on sunday. It was full of Barneys showing off their expensive bikes.

by Elmo_Lina November 7, 2018

Barney Syndrome

When someone looks like barney the dinosaur due to a genetic condition, also a person who is waddling and probably disabled.

Corr there goes that barney syndrome infected Brutus.

by Bigsexybarney October 10, 2019