Australia

The place where people walk around barefoot on the streets.

Australia

by MuzzCheese May 8, 2021

Australia

A fictional country

“Australia isn’t fucking real, mate.”

by gummybearrose October 18, 2019

Torquay (Australia)

Torquay (pronounced SHIT-PLACE-TO-LIVE) is a miserable "town" in the Southwest of Victoria, Australia. It is located off the Great Ocean Road, a horrid excuse of modern coastal infrastructure that will inflict severe nausea upon anyone unfortunate enough to drive it's endless winding length. Torquay barely qualifies as a beach town, just barely bordering the cold and icy Tasman Sea. Though many of Southern Victoria's towns are backwards, such as Lorne, Torquay may be the worst the state has to offer. The weather is absolutely fucking wretched, being windy, freezing and completely vile on even the hottest of Australian summer days. The "community" if you can call it that, is made up of bogans who have evolved to endure the horrors of Torquay, as they have been here for millions of years, actually first evolving from the Torquaytherium, an amphibian which endured the cold and reached the coast despite being completely incompetent. Because of this, the "people" of Torquay are actually not related to people at all, and are closer genetically to salamanders. The sky in Torquay specifically is perpetually grey, no matter the weather. It is the only place in Australia where Geelong is considered an improvement.

Bogan 1: Hey mate! How was Torquay (Australia)?

Torquay Victim: I require mental reevaluation.

by Tharassablastid January 9, 2023

Australia

The best country on earth. The only real problem is everything besides the people wants to fucking kill you. Even the kangaroos man. For fucks sake.

American: Bro Australia is better than America.
Other American: Shut the fuck up.
American: The truth hurts man, so does stepping on a box jellyfish.

by yourmomisbadyouhaveabaddad May 2, 2021

australia fuck yeah!!!!

Similar to America Fuck Yeah but Australianised or Australianized I can't spell but alright

Keep your guns!!!! we have our queen!!!!
Australia Fuck Yeah!!!!

by Brazzarazza6677 November 14, 2021

Australia

The fakest bullshit country on this planet that everyone who believes is real is disabled

Person 1: hey wanna go to australia
Person 2: no australia isnt real the y really take yout i new zealand and drug you on the plabe so you think its australia

by El beanero June 29, 2023

Australia

Besides the country, a way for describing the crotch and the booty.

Dude, some girl got really pissed at me and kicked me in my Australia!

by Siht no gnidaer snoitalutargno January 3, 2020