Zoom

A cow fart.

The farmer laughed as the cow let out a loud zoom in the pasture.

by gogeta121 February 06, 2025

Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time (best spent on company time) where an individual is occupying the throne room and the throne bearer is simultaneously on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies and also pooping

Zoom poops are the best way to get paid after a few breakfast tacos from Taco Bell

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

Zooming

Zooming can mean one of these things:

1. overanalyzing.
2. Moving fast.
3. To expand a size.
4. To doze off

1. "-Hey dude i found something interesting here. ~Seriously, thats just a visual effect. Stop zooming."
2. "The airplane is zooming in the skies."
3. "-Do some zooming on that image."
4. "-Your son is always zooming in the classroom."

by RAZ369 December 03, 2018

zoom mourning

The act of mourning over zoom or related services. A necessity which emerged during the lockdowns of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

I won't be able to gather with my family or community to mourn the victims of the Portapique shooting. We will be zoom mourning instead.

by mtlgirl April 20, 2020

Zoom

The worse version of discord

Zoom is bad, discord is better

by Gamingod2 January 15, 2021

Zoom into

To zoom into is to use the Zoom application to attend a meeting or seminar.

-Jackion zoomed into a seminar last night.
-Does he always zoom into seminars?

by AnisAzzi May 30, 2024

Zoom Head

A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as: inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, and suffers from board-line personality disorder.

This zoom head keeps yapping; I need to take to his/her father.

The only thing you’ve experienced, is your phone, zoom head.

I don’t trust these zoom heads’ serving my food at that McDonalds, they don’t follow sanitary protocol.

by Zoom Head February 22, 2021